Sunday, May 20, 2012

End o' School

8th grade Formal after party *laughs*
Randomcreepyguy.com
Dance til yooz dead
Hard work paid off
End-of-the-year presents... Donut Seeds
Say "I'm drunk!!!"
We look like civilized formal people.
Cactus
Pete Wentz's tattoo...that's what an hour of cold class room/ everyone's taking a test but you can do.
Previous Next. He's labelled
Just like it.
The Explosive Wall of Nothing

  Now, story time. So yesterday I was sitting in my backyard eating pretzels. I look up and in the back of the yard is my cat Puff and something is running around her. I fly/scramble/jump out of my seat & go see what it be. It's a big rat mouse thing. So I beat Puff & made sure the mouse thing got back outside of my fence. I put Puff inside. Not ten minutes later, I'm looking out my front window & here comes my cat Timmish with a big "dead" rat in his mouth. It's not moving, I think it's dead, and my mom tells me to go make sure he takes it far away. Timmish walks to my drive way & sits in the grass with the thing in his mouth. Suddenly, I hear "SQUEEK SQUEEK SQUEEEEK". I'm like "Awwwwwww daaaaaaaaaang." I get a stick and start beating Timmish 'til he drops the rat. I look at it real close and I'm like "This is the same tarded rat I just saved." Yeah, it's not moving and I'm real sad cuz I think it's gonna die and junk and I'm afraid I might have to put it out of its misery. Then it looks up at me & starts blinking and moving its head. So I get a stick and start petting it and I name it Jeremy and talk to it. I'm messed up. Anyway, Jeremy looks up at me, blinks some more, says some stuff, and takes off running into the sunset. WTZ. I was like "yessssssssss" and went back inside. My summer's goin well.
                                                                                  -HoboChanel




1 comment:

  1. Haha. I look half-asleep in all the pictures. I think that's what I was going for. I like the story about Jeremy, he seems like a cool...thing. XD Hope summer is going well Koko! -Gwenifeer Anonymous/ jenski

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