Wednesday, May 23, 2012

My obsession- READ

About a 6 months ago I became a fan of Ellie Goulding's music. And now suddenly EVERYONE knows about her & their all like, 'Yeah, Ellie Goulding. I've been a fan of her music for like a billion years.' And I'm like UHHHHHHHH. I should make a job out of predicting musical futures. TURN OFF MY PLAYLIST!

Violin Level 439554768

Watch the whole video- and wait til you reach around the 2:30 or 3:00 minute mark. You will die. TURN OFF MY PLAYLIST FIRST!

Sunday, May 20, 2012

End o' School

8th grade Formal after party *laughs*
Randomcreepyguy.com
Dance til yooz dead
Hard work paid off
End-of-the-year presents... Donut Seeds
Say "I'm drunk!!!"
We look like civilized formal people.
Cactus
Pete Wentz's tattoo...that's what an hour of cold class room/ everyone's taking a test but you can do.
Previous Next. He's labelled
Just like it.
The Explosive Wall of Nothing

  Now, story time. So yesterday I was sitting in my backyard eating pretzels. I look up and in the back of the yard is my cat Puff and something is running around her. I fly/scramble/jump out of my seat & go see what it be. It's a big rat mouse thing. So I beat Puff & made sure the mouse thing got back outside of my fence. I put Puff inside. Not ten minutes later, I'm looking out my front window & here comes my cat Timmish with a big "dead" rat in his mouth. It's not moving, I think it's dead, and my mom tells me to go make sure he takes it far away. Timmish walks to my drive way & sits in the grass with the thing in his mouth. Suddenly, I hear "SQUEEK SQUEEK SQUEEEEK". I'm like "Awwwwwww daaaaaaaaaang." I get a stick and start beating Timmish 'til he drops the rat. I look at it real close and I'm like "This is the same tarded rat I just saved." Yeah, it's not moving and I'm real sad cuz I think it's gonna die and junk and I'm afraid I might have to put it out of its misery. Then it looks up at me & starts blinking and moving its head. So I get a stick and start petting it and I name it Jeremy and talk to it. I'm messed up. Anyway, Jeremy looks up at me, blinks some more, says some stuff, and takes off running into the sunset. WTZ. I was like "yessssssssss" and went back inside. My summer's goin well.
                                                                                  -HoboChanel




The Take Over, The Break's Over

Thursday, May 17, 2012

You're a Cool Kid.

So today I came home today (?today, today?) and my mom told me about a little stunt my FIRST GRADE brother performed in class the other day. Following in the steps of big sister H.C., he started a verbal flash mob. When the entire class was quiet, my brother starts singing We are Young by fun. Before long the class is singing it. The teacher decided to join in too, from what I've been told. You go Parasite!

Love never wanted me, but I took it anyway